Columns and Rows: Torrential Parentheses #1 - #100

Column: An article that appears regularly in a publication
Row: a noisy dispute or quarrel; commotion


This volume collects William Reagan's first 100 Torrential Parentheses essays in a soft-cover, spiral-bound collection (printed to order at Copypilot in North Portland) for the paltry price of $15.00. (Just 15 cents per column!)

You might be wondering, "Why should I pay $15.00 for a bunch of essays I can read online for free?"

  • Because you'd be supporting an independent writer who pulls no punches when addressing serious issues like guard turkeys, air sickness, and the lyrics of Steve Miller
  • Because using highlighters on the computer monitor will later make YouTube look splotchy
  • Because it's difficult to bring your computer into the bathroom, and most of these columns are the perfect length for that venue
  • Because you've spent $15.00 on items far more worthless than this enjoyable tome, and that didn't break you

If you'd like to purchase a copy of Columns and Rows, send an email to Bill @ (this site) advising on a mailing address, and you'll get a reply indicating where to send the check. (Sorry, this site isn't set up for plastic.)

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