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105 (one-oh-five)
Perfect. Derived from a test score, A-plus, plus the bonus points. "He usually dates butter girls, but that one he introduced last night, she was straight-up 105."(wpr)

Alaplastered
The concerning, ghost-like pallor and vacant stare that overtakes a person who has a tolerance for 4 beers and has imbibed 11. "Dude, that skinny kid is alaplastered---we better move him away from the new carpet."(wpr)
Assaholic
Chronic bastard. "Considering the assaholic that ran that place, no wonder it went under."(wpr)

Bemulleted
having a mullet. "Look there -- Isn't that the bemulleted gentleman from Cougar?"(rc)
Blasfemmy
A half-assed effort by a drag performer. "That last act was blasfemmy. The lip-syncing was crap, and since when does Madonna have a moustache?"(wpr)
Blended
A state of mental confusion. "Damn, trying to figure out who's who on HBO's The Wire left me blended."(wpr)
Bloominati
That select sect of people who seem to have their finger (often the middle) super-glued to the pulse of pop culture. "This album is so abrasive---I'm surprised the bloominati blessed it." (wpr)
Bridgy
A convoluted, confusing line of logic (derived from the difficulty of giving directions in cities split by rivers.) "He called it foolproof, but when he explained the details, it sounded pretty bridgy."(wpr)
Burm-out
A sense of stagnation that cannot be solved with minor changes, but which requires wholesale changes. (Derived from the conversion of the nation of Burma to Myanmar.) "I had hoped it was just ennui, but this is full-scale burm-out. That's why I'm looking at the Austin job listings."(wpr)
Bushed
Fatigue and dismay over the state of politics in America. "Damn, I was having a good day, but after watching the news, I'm Bushed. Where's the bong?"(wpr)
Butter girl
Delicate adjective used to describe a woman whose body is her greatest asset. "You're the kind of guy who likes butter girls---her figure is righteous, butter face..."(cp)

Chaosome
Adjective to describe punk rock music that verges on self-destruction in the most beautiful of ways. "Knight Badger last night---totally chaosome."(wpr)
Chumming
Tossing known items of interest into the conversation in hopes of further luring the big fish. (More calculated than just being friendly.) "Dan can be such a prick. He knows we're on a date, yet every time I step to the bar, I come back to find him chumming Heather with chat." (wpr)
Complimatic
Overly complimentary to the point of insincerity. "He told me I had flowing hair, great eyes, luscious lips...geez, talk about complimatic!"(jp)
Conesty
The retelling of carefully selected facts in order to present a story in the proper political light. "I'm so tired of the conesty in this latest round of political ads. Frankly, I didn't believe a word after 'and I approve of this ad.'" (wpr)
Cribbage
Household accessories. "Hey, when we're done with this, can we swing by Target? I need to get some cribbage."(wpr)

Debonoir
Possessing that compelling bad-boy quality. "Kate, I'll admit, he's debonoir. But is your idea of dating a series of conversations through a glass wall with a man in an orange jump-suit? Ditch him."(sb)
Drapey Grays
tighty-whiteys after they've been worn and washed a few too many times. "Well it looks like I'll have to bust out the drapey grays until I can do some laundry."(rc)
Dunlop
Used to describe a man whose body advertises his appreciation for victuals. "That man's belly dunlop or'er his belt."(cp)

Enlard
to butter, grease, or otherwise gratuitously increase the fat content of, a food item. "First, you must fully enlard the bread with melted butter."(rc)

Fauxtations
Inaccurate or false quotations. "Yeah, the article was a great read, except I was there for the interview, so I know for a fact it's ripe with fauxtations." (wpr)
Fraglet
A sub-section of a fragment. "I caught the last fraglet of that interview, but I missed his comments on the Blazers." (wpr)
Frictitious
A lie told with the intent to stir up trouble between other people; An adjective to describe such a liar. "Andy told me some frictitious story about Jenna and Ed, looking to get a rise out of me. He seems to thrive on agitation."(wpr)
Frienyway
Pronoun for describing a far removed acquaintance or unknown person. Replaces long laundry list descriptions and lets you get to the point, since any reference to a person more than 2 degress separated from you is immaterial detail. Thus: "I heard from my brother's friend's uncle's doctor... anyway, did you know..." would now be said: "I heard from my FRIENYWAY, and did you know..."(tm)

Geminiacal
From the zodiac Gemini (twins), an adjective to describe a person who is unpredictable and/or bipolar in nature. "At Glenn's, it was her mellow 'it's-all-good' vibe that attracted me. But after two dates, I discovered that her true nature is to be snipey and geminiacal."(wpr)
Glassitude
A temporary and precarious ratcheting of one's self-confidence. "Dude, I can't argue, she's a first-round draft pick, and you're a walk-on. But what the heck, put on some glassitude and give it a shot. Maybe she likes heavy guys."(wpr)
Glitterary
Excessively florid prose used to disguise mundane ideas. "Yeah, the blogosphere seems to adore him, but his post-modern sardonicism is too glitterary for me."(wpr)
Googledoppeler
A mysterious same-named character whose virtual life appears when you Google someone you know. "I was surprised to learn he played the tuba, until I realized I had clicked on Jarred's Googledoppeler."(cc)

Heteroflexible
Not gay, but not closed to any options. "I'll be honest, after the fourth margarita, I usually get a bit heteroflexible. And I just finished my fourth margarita, know what I'm saying?."(heard on NPR)
Hipocrite
Self-appointed fashion police who monitor and maintain the trends. "He seemed cool at first, but then I realized what a judgmental hipocrite he is. But I didn't have to dump him; I just wore my old Police Synchronicity t-shirt on our third date and he stopped calling."(wpr)
Hip Replacement
Changes made to a wardrobe by a stylish new significant other. "My brother used to be a jeans and Chuck T.'s guy, but his new squeeze gave him a complete hip replacement. I barely recognize him in those Cole Hahns."(wpr)
Historectomy
The removal of details from a past event to change its perception in modern light. "Hilary Clinton's book gives the 1990's an unexpected historectomy."(tr)

Ifter
Whereas "after" assumes that a certain event will take place, "ifter" grants some leeway about the events leading to a possible outcome. "We'll talk about the trip later, ifter you get your parent's permission."(amyth.com)
In Between Gins
The mysterious place where information is lost in the inebriated mind. "I had worked up a pretty good theory about the living arrangement, but I lost it in between gins." (wpr)

Kerried
To have mixed feelings or give mixed messages about any topic. "Going to Seattle would be great fun, but then, I have a lot to do here. But EMP would great. But I hate that drive home. But that new Library looks really cool, I'd love to see that. Shit, I'm kerried, help me out here."(wpr)
Krishnut
The occasional fire-eyed zealot who claims to want to remove your demons, but seems to be storing said demons in his own psyche. "That one krishnut at Pioneer Square is creepy---if he's doing God's work, then God needs to tighten his HR policies."(wpr)

Lesbro
A guy whose friends mostly consist of lesbians; The male version of "fag-hag". "No, sadly, she hasn't turned---she's just tight with that particular lesbro."(zs)
Libracity
The condition imposed upon those born under the astrological sign Libra, manifested in an obsessive desire for balance in all things, irrelevant to whether balance is necessary or even desirable. "I know he's an assaholic, but Libracity makes me feel bad to see him doing so poorly in the polls."(wpr)
Limp Bizkiteers
fans of Limp Bizkit. A club for children under 14, like the Mouseketeers. "Yeah the show was great until all those Limp Bizkiteers showed up."(rc)
Liposuction
Pointless, endless chatter that leaves no opportunity for the "listener" to gracefully exit the conversation. "Damn, that guy's got liposuction. I finally had to pretend my cell was ringing so I could break the verbal tractor beam."(wpr)

Man-up
To be a man about matters; to take responsibility. "You're always talking about your skills, Jimmy, but when are you going to man-up and give me a game?"(td)
Morris
Poser whose practiced disaffectedness disappears when the possibility of sex arises. "What a goddam Morris. He didn't give a damn about a thing I was saying until I took off my jacket and he got an eyeful of the tank-top. Then he treated me like I was Kissinger. What an ass."(wpr)

Nautumn
The months of September and October in Southern California. "I've adjusted, but when I moved here from Vermont, nautumn was a surprise. Isn't that just like Hollywood -- Summer was such a hit, they just had to have a sequel."(zl)
NitWitticism
A phrase that accurately and/or humorously illuminates the inherent foolishness of a concept or it's speaker. "Did you catch Anthony's latest nitwitticism at the meeting? 'Revenue seems to go up every time we raise the prices.'" (jh)
No-Po
North Portland. "Now that New Seasons opened on Interstate, we're able to do all of our grocery shopping in No-Po." (common usage, especially outside NoPo.)
North
North Portland. "Pause on Interstate has the best steak sandwich in north." (common usage, especially in north.)

Oswald
A sudden expression of excruciating pain. (Inspired by the infamous photo of Lee Harvey getting shot.) "Ooo, the ball definitely caught him in the sack---he went pure oswald."(wpr)

Plastic Crack
Playstation 2 and their ilk. "Brother, how long is this movie? I've been jonesing for the plastic crack since before we went to Taco Bell."(jf)

Rambunktious
Possessing amorous feelings for the person with whom you share a bunk bed. "I am exhausted. I went to bed early, but around midnight Kelly came home all rambunktious, so...here I am again, exhausted."(cp)
Roses
something that should be great, given the brillance of its creator(s), but turns out cliched and embarrassing, a la Outkast's unfortunate stinkbomb song of the same name. "Man, I was all fired up for the new Beastie Boys single, and was so disappointed after spending two hours hunting down an MP3 copy online. It's totally roses."(zl)

Satellite Bulb
An idea that comes into one's head from completely out of the blue. "Dude, satellite bulb! If we don't have enough for the large, maybe we can get a smaller pizza?""(wpr)
Slippendictomy
The procedure with which your boss gets you to do something you do not want to do; getting figuratively screwed. "I'm a bit nervous about getting out on time; his tone indicates an impending slippendictomy."(mb)
Spamphlet
Unrequested street-side paper propaganda given out with no regard to the recipient. "That Krishnut was pushing his spamphlets like he had a quota to meet---1000 souls annoyed by noon."(wpr)
Snirt or Snalt
The piles of road salt encrusted snow that last into the early summer months in northern areas. Typically found on street corners, and driveway openings. (Contraction of snow/salt and snow/dirt.) "At this rate, I think that snirt on the shady side of the Cumberland Farms just might make it through to next winter."(tm)
Spinsincere
To express emotion with forethought of the political value of that expression. "Did you see how awkward he was with his arm around the fireman? Even he knew it was a spinsincere gesture." (wpr)
Spindley Fire
The branch of guitar pyrotechnics that describes Steve Davis' incendiary methods. "I love how he'll be slamming the chords, then leap into those spindley fire riffettes."(wpr)
Sullivan
To keep clear of potentially offensive subject matter. Tact. "Hey, Tom, at the meeting today, try to keep it Sullivan on the politics OK." (tm)
Swaggle
A confident yet graceless gait. "So what did he say? I saw him chumming over here, but I couldn’t come right over because I was busy giggling about that swaggle."(wpr)
Swanker
Sleazy guy who thinks of himself as suave. "Girl, you should have seen this swanker's place. He thinks he's classy because he hangs PAINTINGS of nude women rather than just Penthouse centerfolds."(wpr)

Tequila Fistfight
A libation that features the same ingredients as a Tequila Sunrise, except the grenadine is not stirred in, creating an image of blood droplets. Tastes just like a Tequila Sunrise, but is much more manly to utter to the sexy and/or macho barkeep. (Unless you ask for it with an umbrella.) "Good evening, tequila fistfight, please." (js)
Tiffaneedy
Adjective to describe a person who views dating as an opportunity to enhance their jewelry collection. "I had to let her go. She was dropping hints about earrings, leaving catalogs open with rings circled; I was hot for her, but I can't afford someone so tiffaneedy ."(wpr)
Tract Mansions
the new modern trend toward too-large houses built on too-small lots. "Hey, let's go toilet-paper the tract mansions off of Skyline."(rc)
Truanalized
Indicative of trauma experienced through the effects of severe weather. "Dude, there's a Nor'easter comin'. We're gunna get traunalized with two feet of snow!"(cv)

Vinylly
The exclamation used to commemorate the merciful end of a horrid fashion trend or statement. "Steven cut that $#@& mullet---Vinylly!"(wpr)

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